New kevin sorbo slave traffic movie8/30/2023 ![]() ![]() Also, the choreographed fight scenes are clumsy and unsatisfying, he manages to ponce around 'beating up' the bad guys without spilling one drop of blood and occasionally headbanging to the soundtrack, he is a talented fellow that Kull. There are comments on how great the special effects are, seriously? were we watching the same thing, they're an improvement on the Hercules show i'll give you that but still certainly nothing to joygasm over. I've seen people commenting on how Sorbo has 'great comedic timing' and it 'doesn't take itself too seriously', this humour is devoid of intention!! You feel bad for laughing, it's few funny attempts fail, the serious moments are hilarious and at times cringe worthy, that ain't good. The film and everyone/thing in it is just one big fat anachronism, yes, even more than Hercules, which i admit was casual entertainment when i was 7, we're way back in God knows what year BC and he's speaking with a modern day American accent, which coincidentally is the same voice he uses in every role, monotonous much? Every time a character opens their mouths the film dooms itself, every line is a cliché, pure cheddar, and not in a good way. This is no exception, the acting is barely par, I would even go further and say it's below, you don't care about the characters.ever, i'm sorry Tia but you were wasted, I didn't buy your evilness and your hair distracted me. But, lets face it, his acting skills won't be gaining him access to the Oscars any time soon. Kull is a doppelganger of Hercules, Sorbo is typecast, just look at him even now in the atrocious 'Meet the Spartans', don't fight it man, don't fight it. That being said, this makes Conan and films like Red Sonja look like masterpieces, believe me when i tell you, 5 minutes in you will be praying for Brigitte Nielsen in her skimpy little number. Kull is not a Conan sequel, was intended to be, but ultimately isn't, so let us stop thinking this. We must ask ourselves, whyyy?!? Although, if you watch this blootered you may just have a crackin' good time. Read the tagline alone and you know you're in trouble, look at it! Why do the head honchos even contemplate allowing films like this, and i use that term loosely, to be put into production. This can be summed up in one word, fubar, actually, this may sully the good name of fubar. ![]() Kull prances around like a magnificent poof, is a lot more fitting. ![]()
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